Friday, October 10, 2008

sex pot

Okay, calm down. Let me explain. I talked about shopping with the Beb for her homecoming dress. We shopped. We conquered. Then we went to grandma's house. I was downstairs in the basement, when I randomly opened a closet full of grandmas "vintage" clothes. Yes, her dress from the Snow Ball. I called Beb downstairs and told grandma we were going to try on her homecoming dress for her to see. YES!! Beb tried on the dress. Beb is skinny skinny. The darn dress would not zip up!!! Beb went upstairs and grandma was so proud that she was skinnier in college than Beb is in high school. What is this world coming to?!?! When we all acted so suprised that Melissa couldn't zip up the darn thing, grandma answered matter-of-factly " Well, duh guys. I was a sex pot"...which I already knew. So, this is not Bebs real homecoming dress, but Beb wearing grandma's dress she wore to the Snow Ball. love love love.

5 comments:

Meg said...

Oh my gosh.. I love your Gram and I have never met her.. she is a SEX POT!

Andrea said...

how awesome that she has all of those dresses! she is HILARIOUS with the sex pot comment.

Meggera said...

Where do you get this stuff?...seriously your stories are what dreams are made of! Love it! AND YES Grandma is a Sex Pot!

Melissa said...

not only could I not zip it up...but i also didn't fill out the boobies.
haha
grandma will never let me forget that

DeeAura said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! I think I would love your grandma. :)