no, a boy did not do this. no one died, and i'm not injured. but i did cut an onion this morning. an onion of death. don't get me wrong, i've cried while cutting an onion before, but NEVER like this. tears would not stop. burn was constant. i had to take breaks and try to rub my eyes with my wrists. my eyes are burning again just thinking about it.
while i was chopping, my roommate googled "how to cut onions without crying"...my two favorite suggestions were 1.learn to cut onions faster and 2. have your spouse cut the onions.