there's no place like home

i bought these shoes at target last week. and after trying on the left shoe and deciding on the half size smaller, i came home and learned that my right foot is bigger than my left. it was a little snug, but the cuteness of the shoes would numb the pain. and it worked. my right shoe is stretched out now, and people keep telling me how cute my shoes are. one of the partners at work told me he would do anything for me if i was wearing these shoes...right after he made fun of me for them and asked me if i click my heels at work.