"If I had a light saber, do you know what i'd do?? I'd find a pride of lions and provoke them. And then i'd cut their heads off."
No, this is not one of my nephews. But I did get permission from this person to blog about this pending that I mention that it was said after midnight. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
Also on the list for light saber uses was:
Trim the hedges
Cut a hole in the wall so we can pass food between the kitchen and the living room
Hold it out your car window and whack mailboxes
The list goes on. I have awesome friends.